SQUISHABLE BOOZY BUDS BEER STEIN

Craft or mainstream? IPA or Belgian? Saison or lager? Brown ale or porter? Stout or sour? Choosing a beer requires a lot of work. Allow me to make the decision easy for you! Pick this one! It's got all the flavors and fluff you could ever want from a stein glass. But do not try to drink it. Not even with a huge pretzel.